Collection: Emotional CrossFit Club
Welcome to Emotional CrossFit Club — where the workouts are spiritual, the soreness is emotional, and the gear is brutally honest.
This collection is for the shadow lifters, the trauma joggers, and the healing athletes doing reps with their inner child. From “DOMS: Delayed Onset Mood Swings” to “Deadlift Daddy Issues,” this merch isn’t cute — it’s truth in fabric, hydration with a side of sarcasm, and motivation that makes your therapist nervous.
Includes tees, mugs, bottles, and stickers made for emotional sweat sessions and breakdowns between reps.
No gym membership required. Just a willingness to feel things loudly.
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Trauma Juice Water Bottle – Stainless Steel Emotional Fuel for Shadow Work
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Emotional CrossFit Club Mug – Inner Work Fuel, 11oz/15oz
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Shadow Work Is My Cardio T-Shirt – Funny Healing Tee for Emotional Athletes
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Shadow Work Is My Cardio – Funny Ceramic Mug for Emotional Reps
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Emotional DOMS T-Shirt – Delayed Onset Mood Swings Tee
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Shadow Work Mug – “No Pain… Just Pain” Funny Healing Cup
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EMOM Overthinking T-Shirt – Funny Mental Gym Tee for Anxious Overachievers
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No Pain… Just Pain T-Shirt – Sarcastic Shadow Work Tee for Emotional Lifters
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Deadlift Daddy Issues T-Shirt – Emotional CrossFit Gym Tee for Healing Athletes
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