EMOM: Every Minute On the Minute… I Overthink.
This is a CrossFit parody tee for the emotionally shredded. Designed for overthinkers with Olympic-level anxiety, this shirt belongs to anyone who’s ever spiraled, journaled, and still showed up to do the work.
In The Emotional CrossFit Club, EMOM doesn’t just mean physical reps — it’s every racing thought, every intrusive memory, every uninvited “what if.” And yes, it counts as cardio.
Why You’ll Love It:
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Says what your nervous system’s been screaming since 2004
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Perfect for gym-goers, shadow workers, and mental health warriors
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Makes you laugh, then cry, then laugh again — just like therapy
Features:
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100% ring-spun cotton for buttery-soft, breathable comfort
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Classic crew neckline and unisex fit — looks good even mid-anxiety
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Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) for all-season wear
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Tear-away label for no-tag sensory chaos
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Ethically made in the USA — because your healing deserves conscious cotton
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Certified safe by Oeko-Tex & US Cotton Trust Protocol
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Available in solids, heathers, and blends for all moods
Fabric Notes:
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Heather colors: 35% cotton, 65% polyester
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Graphite Heather: 50% cotton, 50% poly
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Sport Grey & Antique colors: 90% cotton, 10% poly
Meta Description (SEO):
Funny CrossFit-style t-shirt for anxious overthinkers. “EMOM: I Overthink” tee. Soft, ethical, unisex fit for shadow work + mental gym reps.
EU representative: Shelby Langford , gratitudebyashes@gmail.com, 110 National Terrace, Collinsville, IL, 62234, US
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
