Because crying counts as cardio, and hydration is the new coping mechanism.
Introducing the Trauma Juice bottle — your emotionally unstable sidekick for workouts, therapy sessions, and spiritual meltdowns. With the Emotional CrossFit Club logo and bold Trauma Juice label, this stainless steel bottle makes your healing journey sarcastic and stylish.
Use it when:
You're lifting generational curses and need a break
You’re journaling, sobbing, and doing emotional HIIT
You need water, but also a warning label for your nervous system
Perfect For:
Fitness fans who do bicep curls and shadow work
Spiritual sad girls, healing gym bros, and emotionally chaotic besties
Gift idea for that friend who's always “hydrated and dissociating”
Features:
Double-wall insulation keeps drinks cold for your post-breakdown sip
BPA-free, non-toxic stainless steel
Vibrant design with fade-proof printing
Sleek matte finish that feels as good as healing sounds
Available in 3 sizes — pick based on how intense your inner work is today
Leak-proof lid for mess-free meltdown moments
Care Instructions:
Hand wash only
Do not microwave (even when you’re emotionally unstable)
Avoid using bleach — on the bottle and your past
EU representative: Shelby Langford , gratitudebyashes@gmail.com, 110 National Terrace, Collinsville, IL, 62234, US
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
