It’s not vodka. It’s not kombucha. It’s the tears of your inner child. This bottle says what your face won’t: “I’m drinking to process, not to party.”
Featuring the Emotional CrossFit Club logo and your new favorite emotional coping mantra — “I Drink to Process” — this stainless-steel sipper is for anyone who hydrates between breakthroughs, breakdowns, and breakthroughs about their breakdowns.
Why You’ll Love It:
Makes emotional labor look stylish
Keeps your hydration and your sarcasm sharp
Signals that you're working through things — and staying hydrated while you do it
Perfect For:
Shadow work warriors
Therapy-goers who cry, sip, repeat
Gifts for the friend who "processes" and panic-hydrates at the same time
Features:
Double-wall insulation keeps drinks cold for 24 hours or hot for 12
Handle lid for emotional support on the go
Vibrant full-color print that won’t fade with your mood swings
Matte finish, BPA-free, Intertek certified
Durable + leak-proof — unlike your emotional regulation
Care Instructions:
Hand wash only
Do not microwave
Don’t drink and disassociate (unless it’s water)
EU representative: Shelby Langford , gratitudebyashes@gmail.com, 110 National Terrace, Collinsville, IL, 62234, US
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
