EMOM: Every Minute On the Minute… Drink and Disassociate. Because hydration is the only thing you haven’t ghosted this week.
This stainless steel bottle is designed for overthinkers, emotional athletes, and healing humans who know that every sip counts as a rep. Featuring the Official Emotional Fit Club logo, it’s passive-aggressive wellness at its finest.
Why You’ll Love It:
It says “I’m healing” without saying a word
It’s hydration disguised as emotional coping
You can hydrate through the grief spiral — stylishly
Perfect For:
Gym-goers doing reps for the soul, not just the body
Therapy warriors and emotional CrossFitters
Gift for the anxious friend who “drinks water and minds their trauma”
Features:
Double-wall insulation keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
BPA-free & Intertek tested for safety (emotional safety not included)
Matte finish + vibrant print that won’t fade like your motivation
Available in 3 sizes — choose based on how hydrated your trauma is
Leak-proof design for high-performance spiraling
Care Instructions:
Hand wash only
Do not microwave (even if you're tempted mid-breakdown)
Do not bleach (your emotions OR the bottle)
EU representative: Shelby Langford , gratitudebyashes@gmail.com, 110 National Terrace, Collinsville, IL, 62234, US
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
